1- Add your points up & multiply by 5
2- Repost as " I am __% retarded "
3- Tag 3 people

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] Your friends / family call you blonde a lot.

13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing it.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before. (maybe if I had a toester)

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You have thought USA was a state.

19. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

20. [ ] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer of how retarded you are.

I tag whoever wants to do this.