LOL I found this somewhere and thought it would be fun!

Pick ten people and put them in the slots below. Then answer the questions that follow. They can be real-life people you know, dA friends, or OC's.

LOLZ real-life peoples (some on dA, some not) I know and perhaps a few SC ppls? I iz gunna mix them up so they're in random orders on teh list! (order means nothing!)

1.
2.
3. Mr. Phil Hanno! (cause I need someone random who's a guy)
4. Dranari
5. Master Schvekla (Oh NOES!)
6. Mr. Dana Altobelli! (HAHAHAHAHAH!)
7.
8. Numarr
9.
10. Lord Voldemort (I can't think of no one elsessses)


What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: “…huh? Brooke, what the hell are you doing in here? What? LAUREL FELL IN A WELL? SHIT! *gets up* I’m coming!”

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *SCREAMSSS* GET OUT! *throws shampoo bottle at him*

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: LOLZ guys, that’s funny! *pause* Alright so what‘s really gonna happen in the story? *no answer* Guys… NOELLE?! WHAT THE F***?! NO! (but that would never happen anyways so that’s hypothetical )

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: I‘ll bet you poisoned it.
#5: *smirks* Yup! But only because you remind me of someone I hate…
Me: *whacks over the head with frying pan* OH GO TO HELL!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WTH???
#6: *no answer*
Me: …ummm… Mr. Altobelli? Hello?

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: ZOMG THAT‘S LIKE, THE SHIT MAN! Let’s go plot evil world domination plans in my- OUR room! *YAY*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: WHAT? NOOO! WHYAHH???? *runs to go visit him* I'M COMING!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: haha… she would never do that anyways XD what a silly question…

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Me: B-b-but I thought we were friends?
#10: *pause* *spins around fast* AVADA KADAVRA!
Me: Sorry man, that doesn‘t work on me.
#10: *pouts*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
#1: Let's go get all the kitchen knives and set up camp inside the chimney until they arrive, upon which we will slaughter them all! MUAHAHAHA!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
#2: *points and laughs* Haha, that's funny, Kirsti!
Me: *winces* No, Bryanne, I really did break my leg…
#2: *long pause* Oh. *pause* SHIT!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Hopefully a copy of the Earth Science text book! Either that or he'd do the Friday Dance. *shrugs*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Well, first of all, she probably started it… but then she'd try to put it out with her rain powers while trying to run inside to save me! HAH!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: I'm about to do something extremely embarrassing…
#5: Hah. Break a leg. *breaks my leg*
Me: Agh!
#5: After this you're cleaning my entire classroom, you know.
Me: You don't even know me!
#5: *laugh* Hah, I know! That's the funny part!
#2: *points and laughs* Haha, that's funny, Kirsti!
Me: *winces* No, Bryanne, I really did break my leg…
#2: *long pause* Oh. *pause* SHIT!


You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
#1: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….. Why?!
#10: AVADA KADAVRA!
Me and #1: Dude. No.
#10: *pouts*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
#7: I'll kill him. *gets all sort of weaponry (i.e., 9 foot long pike)
Person who dumped me: What do you want?
#7: It's because you’re gay, isn’t it?
Dumper: What? No-AH!
#7: *removes pike from corpse* MUAHAHAHA-*cough cough*-HAHAHAH!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
#9: *gets radio with awesome Naruto battle songs* GO KIRSTI! GO GO GO!
Me: EPIC WIN.


You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
#10: …….AVADA-
Me: *giggling uncontrollably*
#10: *pouts*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Me: =O! …….Um, no. Sorry. Maybe it‘s cuz I envy her awesome SAXAPHONE PLAYING SKILLZZZ. YEAH HOMEY G! *thumbs up*

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: HAHAHAH! That's a good one!
#2: No… no… I'm serious…
Me: …….. *slaps #2* WTF??

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
WHY ON EARTH AND IN EVERY OTHER STRANGE, TWISTED PARALLEL UNIVERSE WOULD I BE DATING #3?????
His parents are probably dead. XP

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Either the universe just exploded or I‘m having a very, very bad nightmare…

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: SAY WHA??? What kind of a role model are you, anyway?!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me: *thinking*She must think I have a really nifty hair cut… *feels loved*
#7: *thinking* What an interestingly strange-but-in-a-good-way hair cut… It‘s so amusing, I can’t stop looking at it!

Number 8 thinks s/he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: Haha, you have no idea how wrong you really are… *stares/sighs dreamily*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: Hahah… what is this, a chain letter you decided to continue??
#9: No…
Me: That's a good one! Alright, what’s the deal here?
#9: ………
Me: *brain implodes*

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: SAY WHA??? Okay, I‘m thoroughly creeped out…

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: *thinking* #4 must be discussing weather patterns and in-depth meteorological scenarios with #3. They must be having a debate on global warming!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Uhhh… how about NO, NO, and uh, oh yeah… NO! That is wrong on so many different levels! *barf*

Would 2 trust 5?
Lol probably not. XD

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
#4: *poke*
#10: AVA-
#4: *fries #10 to pile of ash*
#10: *pouts*


5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
The study of how to COMPLETELY ANNOY OTHER PEOPLE.
Or the study of How to Use Exploding Maps as War Implements. Either will do.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
SOME SORT OF ACADEMIC-TEACHER LIKE RAMEN SOUP THAT THEY BOTH EAT ON THEIR LUNCH BREAK.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
The jobs of being the most awesome PWN-KIYS hush-hush-super-secret-stealthy-like super duper awesome SPY NINJAS on the face of the known UNIVERSE! (and even the unknown ones)

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Lol Schvekla would actually probably let him do that…

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend would look like, how does 6 react?
#6: And who is this lovely uber-skinny looking pencil sketch? Is this your objectifying history, #9?

10 and 9 are blushing while they're talking. What is their conversation?
I really have no clue. O.o


~What would happen if~

1 accidentally kicks 10
Haha, #10 would totally grovel in submission to #1 and #1 would get an evil look in her eyes right after she laughed maniacally.

2 sent a message to his/her bf/gf, but 9 got it. What would happen?
#2 would immediately call #9 telling her what horrible mistake she just committed and after #9 woke up from fainting, she would accept the apology and categorize the occurrence as a huge mistake.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
They would probably just end up discussing maps and the history of them anyways…

6 noticed s/he wasn't invited to your birthday party.
Why would I invite #6 to my birthday??? O.o

7 won the lottery?
GO SHOPPING!! Actually, I really don't know…

8 had quite a big secret?
He already has one so I guess another one couldn‘t hurt…

9 became a singer?
It‘s not unlikely…

10 got a daughter?
Not possible anyways… but if it did, Harry Potter would be in deep doo-doo…

What would 1 think of 2?
If what happened? If #2 knew karate, then #1 would totally want to learn everything.

How would 3 greet 4?
#3 would say ‘hello’ just like any other person would!

What would 4 envy about 5?
Not his personality, sense of humor, or outlook on life, that's for sure… probably his ability to draw an almost seamless map with no effort.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Nothing because #5 wouldn＇t dream about #6 since they don’t know each other… O_O;

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They＇re both extremely awesome… and they are both amused at how #6 draws a map of the US…

Where would 8 meet 9?
Ummm… I don’t think they would… at least not in this world. However, if we were in another world, then they＇d probably meet at the Sorcerer’s Caves or the Library…

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
#9: I am impervious to ‘avada kadavra’ and I have no wand! OH PWNED.
#10: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Her ability to make up funny comics about his alternate deaths…



WOW THAT TOOK A WHILE! I invite you to try this if you wanna…